What If...

ok, this What If... senario needs a spoiler space, I think, for the manga, since Adult Swin SUCKS SO MUCH ARSE that they won't get on with the show and just went back to THE FIRST episode AGAIN...

sorry.. ranting..

but back to that What If...

I'm actually quite suprised I haven't seen this little WhatIf!bunny yet... To me it seems so obvious a plot, but then again, I Greed x Ed. ^^;

But I was thinking the What If... of Ed, in the manga, deciding to take Greed up on his offer of equivalent trade. Information regarding Soul Transmutation for info on Humunculi. And of course, in the whole exchange, you know Greed would boink Ed out of his pretty little psychotic head. mwahahaha....

And interestingly enough, from what I've read of the manga, Greed actually does seem like a pretty nice guy! *ignores the staring* Think about it! I know his seeming "caring" for his "pawns" as Bradley calls it can be written off as he doesn't want his possession damaged... but more than that, when they all think that Ed died, Greed turns around and says "Did I say something inconsiderate?" and then he tries to cheer Al up! Also, while he won't let Izumi hurt him, he doesn't want to fight her "Hey, I don't want to hit a woman, either!" (And then I love that funny smirk he gives when Izumi announces "I'M A HOUSEWIFE!!!")

so, c'mon! He would SO try seducing Ed given half a chance! And then there's the fact that Ed might even like being seduced! (I know I would!! mmmrOWr!)

So yeah. I may not be good at writing fics, but I got a million ideas for them. C'mon, someone, please write it!